Teachers are amazing people...although Josh and I are both teachers, I don't really consider us extraordinary. Then just the other day I took a step back and really looked at what I actually do in one day.
WARNING: What I am about to write are crazy but true stories that have actually happened to me...maybe not all in one day, but surely over the course of the six years that I have been in the classroom.
-"Mrs. Urich, can I go to the bathroom? I need to fix my underwear. I have a really bad wedgie."
-After telling a student that they needed to flip his card (for poor behavior) he responded, "I don't give a shit you fucking bitch."
-"Mrs. Urich, I think I just threw up in my mouth!"
-After chasing a shirtless student around my room, I caught up with him and he screamed, "I'm Spiderman!"
-"Mrs. Urich, you can just tell me to shut up!"
And these are only a few of my favorite stories, which are now comical, but at the time they weren't. I'm not saying that I am a saint or anything, but after teaching for just six short years I have created an appreciation beyond appreciations for educators.
Here is an e-mail that I got a few months back...
"After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:
'Let me see if I've got this right.
'You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.
'You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.
'You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job.
'You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams.
'You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish, or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.
'You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.'"
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my job! The good definitely outweighs the bad. I have created bonds with some of my students that will last a lifetime, and I love that about my job! I have cried, laughed, been serious, been scared, grown, loved, sang, danced and learned a lot alongside my students. For that I am thankful!
Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!
I know that I appreciate all of my teachers (past and present) and my many brilliant colleagues!