Yes, being a parent is such a wonderful experience, but there are many things that people don't tell you.
For instance:
~There is A LOT of crying involved (by both the baby and mother)
~Peeing your pants becomes cool (for both the baby and mother)
~The first poop is a doozie (for both the baby and mother)
~Naps are necessary (for both the baby and mother)
~Diapers aren't a dime a dozen
~Laundry will double if not triple
~Babies eat a lot (very frequently for long durations)
~Babies fart loud
~Babies get acne too
~Babies suck hard
~My boobs feel like an implant job gone wrong
~The shower becomes a place of refuge
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE being a parent and Kyler is quite a joy, but let the truth be known! I'm sure that just like the pains of pregnancy have been forgotten, so will the pains of having a new little one in the house!
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Jasper--I just checked in and CONGRATULATIONS! Kyler is beautiful and healthy. You, Josh, Lucie and the rest of the fam are wonderfully fortunate. The posts are the perfect mix of YOU and totally makin' me laugh/cry all at once. Love to all--Robyn
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